Kuzco is my favorite Disney Princess.
zickig. it sorta means silly in german.
I feel pretty zickigish most of the time.
Because most of the time, I'm working.
Or, just being zickigish on purpose.
I'm Sydney. I'm 20. I go to School. I'm a Skipper. I'm a Servant at Gracey Manor. I'm a Secretary like figure for Senatorial-like figurines. And I also like Sasparillas.
[Oh wait, they call that root beer now.]
Not every day can be magical in the magic kingdom.
I guess it was bound to happen sometime. Things were getting too good.
Still, I did get a pretty good compliment today from a child —
“Are you made of magic or something?”
my first tattoo :) got it done this morning :D not completely finished yet, needs some finishing touches <3
My eyes, they burn!
i don’t think all the finishing touches in the world could save this
:l I can’t believe that this is really happening…

Behold. Through the power of poor MS Paint…
An improvement.
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#it probably took ages to get them like this #they started out with only one blanket #which lead to a lot of problems #natasha nearly smothered tony with a pillow because he was hogging the covers #thor was too hot and didn’t want any blankets but he was stuck in the middle and they didn’t want to have to crawl all over each other #to rearrange themselves #everyone started getting antsy #bruce almost hulked out before steve suggested they go get another blanket #but by the time the issue was resolved they were all too awake #so maria came up with some warm milk #and when that didn’t work she called in fury #who sat next to the bed and read them go the fuck to sleep#until they went the fuck to sleep #and then took this picture for blackmail purposes
Would just like to point out how awesome Thor’s “I don’t give a fuck because I’m sleepy” pose is.
And they all ate flaming hot cheetos before sleepytime.
(via acanerd)
Jaws.
- Guest: Excuse me Miss, can you answer my question?
- Skipper: Yes?
- Guest: There was a ride that had the shark in it... Jaws... what was that ride called?
- Skipper:
- Skipper: ... You mean 'Jaws: The Ride'?
- Guest: Oh. Yeah. Where is it?
- Skipper: It was in Universal Studios. Now it's called "The attraction that must not be named". Or Gringotts.
- Guest:
- Guest: I don't get it. It's at Disney Hollywood Studios?
As much as I love thunderstorms [and 101’s]…
The rain is bringing me down.
Need a hug. Or a nap.
Yep.
Rain.
- Guest: Are you still open?
- Skipper: No, because of lightning in the area.
- Guest: So you're closed because of the weather?
- Skipper: Yep!
- Guest: When will it stop raining?
- Skipper: I don't know.
- Guest: Can you make it stop?
- Skipper:
- Guest: Can you make it stop raining?
My iPods name is ‘The Titanic’.
That way, every time I add new media to my iPod…

From the Jungle Cruise, to a Disney Cruise Line.
PEACE OUT, KIDDOS. 
Gonna go watch [just one of] my best friend get married. :]
Time to pack and stuff.
Blarghflargherhexcitementness
I have my first Jungle Cruise trainee at the end of this month! May 26. First day.
Aiee!! So excited.
I don’t know why I’m thinking about this at 12:19am.
I just drove back from St. Augustine.
IhadcoffeefromDunkinDonutsandanexpressoshotthingy…
I’MNOTSLEEPING.

Influx of followers from seemingly nowhere…
Hello! Nice to meet you all. Sort of.
I’d post an awesome picture or something… but then I went to look in my photos.
And realized I’m on a different computer.
So I has none of my photos and gifs.
So I made this in MS Paint.
Now meeting and greeting…
Interspecies Intermingling of the Day: A parrot and a dog settle a dispute over who gets to eat the last of the yogurt.
[dpaf.]
Larry the Cable Guy was the latest celebrity to board my boat/bote.
He even offered up a joke or two for me to use.
I suggested he should fill out an application to be a skipper at the dock box, I’m sure he could git-r-done. Or something.
Obligatory picture.
